Republigaffe: Donald Trump

Hey, you MAGA fascists: FUCK THE GOP. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK ICE.
You are all on your way out of this world and EVERYONE knows it. Good riddance.
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Donald Trump is the typical little man with deep love for the Republican far right. He is a believer that the strong should take from the weak and he supports white supremacist causes. One of the first big gaffes Trump made was to speak favorably about sexual assault. Unsurprisingly, at least sixteen women have accused Trump of sexual misconduct. Here are exerpts from the infamous "Access Hollywood" tape, speaking to Billy Bush:

"I did try and fuck her. She was married." "I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look." "I've gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait." "And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything." "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

-- Donald Trump, "Access Hollywood" Tape, made public in 2020

It is fully understood that Trump is a person with no religious faith. He has demonstrated with his life that he loves the deadly sins. That famous walk to Lafayette Park, when he posed for photos with an upside down bible? It was just a pretense for violently lashing out at George Floyd protesters. What's more, only a person with zero knowledge of scripture would refer to Pauls second letter to the people of Corinth, "Two Corinthians" (and not even trying to get it right). The religious far right loves Trump because they both hate the same people.

“Because I hear this is a major theme right here, but Two Corinthians, right? Two Corinthians 3:17, that’s the whole ballgame. Where the Spirit of the Lord is, right? Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty,”

-- Donald Trump, January 18, 2016, Liberty University.

Trump spoke to voters in Buffalo, New York, three months after speaking at Liberty University. He completely mangled his reference to the terrorist attacks of September 11th. Is he just bad with numbers? Or is he so smug that getting things right not matter?

"I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11 — down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action. I saw the bravest people I've ever seen."

-- Donald Trump, April 18,2016, Buffalo New York

These traumatic events - terrorist attacks with jetliners down to mass shootings - don't matter to Trump. He doesn't need to know the details because neither he nor his followers care, nor will anyone hold him accountable. Here, he speaks of a shooting in Dayton, where 9 people died. Trump says the location was Toledo. How would you feel if your spouse, child, or mother were shot to death, and your best friend fails to remember their names or where it happened? You would expect better...

"May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo; may God protect them. May God protect all of those, from Texas to Ohio. May God bless the victims and their families. May God bless America."

-- Donald Trump, August 5, 2019, at the White House

Trump badly mangles names, from time to time. Perhaps the most notable was when he was speaking at the White House for a signing of an environmental conservation bill. Trump pronounced the word "Yosemite" in a way which rhymes with "dynamite" and "vegemite" instead of the more proper "manatee" or "prosperity." To make matters worse, he tried again, but with an added syllable to create "Yoseminite."

"When young Americans experience the breathtaking beauty of the Grand Canyon, when their eyes widen in amazement as Old Faithful bursts into the sky, when they gaze upon Yosemite's - Yoseminite's - towering sequoias, their love of country grows stronger and they know that every American has truly a duty to preserve this wondrous inheritance."

-- Donald Trump, August 4, 2020, at the White House

In yet another attempt at pandering to his racist base of neo-nazis and neo-confederate insurrectionists, he brought up a Civil war battle and praised America's enemy. Trump's worsening dimentia left him unable to form coherent sentences. What came out of is mouth was gibberish almost as bas as the stench which erupts from his ass.

There is nothing beautiful about any battles of the Civil War. Recent estimates place the Civil War death toll at 750,000 people killed. At Gettysburg, there were 51,112 combined casualties, along with 5,000 horses and mules killed. No, that is not beautiful; it is ghastly.

Gettysburg was swarmed by millions of flies and other vermin which came to feed and lay eggs in the rotting corpses. Look at the photos and read accounts of Gettysburg residents who returned after the fighting ended. The foul smell and flies were truly horrific.

When Trump praises the Confederacy or says a battle was amazing or beautiful, he doesn't know anything. He simply wants to give pleasure to his white supremacist followers.

"Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable ― I mean, it was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow. I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said. Wow, that was a big mistake, he lost his big general. Never fight uphill, me boys, but it was too late"

-- Donald Trump, April 13, 2024, in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania

Not only is Trump losing his mind, but he reeks of shit. He has been shitting on himself for years.

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Trump's Timeline of Gaffes

January 15, 2025: Trump's "Alternative Facts" Speech

At a rally in Phoenix, Arizona, Donald Trump delivered a speech that quickly went viral for its outlandish claims.

Trump stated that he had personally built the Great Wall of China during his presidency, despite it being constructed centuries earlier under the Ming Dynasty.

He also claimed that he had single-handedly cured cancer while in office, citing "alternative facts" as evidence.

The event was attended by thousands of supporters who cheered enthusiastically, further fueling the controversy.

February 28, 2025: Trump's Twitter Meltdown

On a live stream from his Mar-a-Lago resort, Donald Trump engaged in a heated argument with a group of reporters.

When asked about his previous comments on climate change, Trump became agitated and began ranting about "deep state" conspiracies involving aliens and time travel.

He insisted that he had personally met with extraterrestrial beings who were "very impressed" with his hair.

The live stream was abruptly cut off when Trump started yelling about "fake news" and stormed out of the room.

March 17, 2025: Trump's Economic "Plan"

At a campaign event in Ohio, Donald Trump unveiled what he called his "economic miracle plan."

He proposed printing more money and giving it directly to citizens, claiming it would solve all economic problems.

When questioned about inflation concerns, Trump stated that "money is just paper," and that people should simply use their feet to kick away the extra cash they didn't need.

The audience initially seemed confused but eventually began cheering along with Trump's unconventional ideas.

April 12, 2025: Trump's Historical Revisionism

During a speech at a conservative think tank in Washington D.C., Donald Trump made several historical claims that quickly went viral.

He stated that he had personally discovered America centuries before Christopher Columbus, claiming to have found "Trump Island" off the coast of New York.

When asked about his sources, Trump insisted that he had read about it in "the best books," which he claimed were hidden away in secret archives.

The event sparked widespread debate among historians and fact-checkers, with many calling it "one of the most outlandish statements of the year."




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