Republigaffe: Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Marjorie Taylor Greene appears to be barely literate, unable spell for shit, with no understanding of math or science.

"In our private chat with only Members, several are saying the only way to save our Republic is for Trump to call for Marshall law. I don't know on those things. I just wanted you to tell him. They stole this election. We all know. They will destroy our country next. Please tell him to declassify as much as possible so we can go after Biden and anyone else!"

-- Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote to Mark Meadows on January 17, 2021

Trump's plan was to push and agitate his followers until they went totally crazy. Then he would declare martial law and not transfer powers to Joe Biden, who was the actual fair and lawful winner of the 2020 presidential election.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was quite busy with meetings and in communication with people closely linked to the January 6th Insurrection, in the days leading up to the event. It is believed by most reasonable people that she aided and abetted the insurectionists. Before Trump left office, she made a request for a pardon. However, her notoriously bad English manifested in spelling errors, which resulted in rejection of her pardon request. Reat a great account of these events in The New Yorker (06/24/2022, by Andy Borowitz)

The mangled spellings which cost MTG a pardon (according to Mark Meadows):
        "pardon"    as    "parton"
        "clemency"  as    "clementine"
    
Afterward, to reporters, she said, "I was never worried about going to prism,"
instead of using the word "prison."

The Gestapo was Nazi Germany's secret police force, ruthlessly eliminating opposition to the Nazis within areas they controlled. Marjorie Taylor Greene mispronounced their name as "Gazpacho" during a rhetorical statement.

“But now we have Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police spying on members of Congress, spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staffs, and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives.”

-- Marjorie Taylor Greene, February 9, 2022

Who remembers the fun days of biology in school, or those cool science shows on YouTube? Somewhere along the way, you must have read or heard the word "petri dish," where bacteria are grown in a lab environment. Do you think Marjorie Taylor Greene would be familiar? It seems that she is not... She called it a "peach tree dish."

“You have to accept the fact that the government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life. They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. You’ll probably get a little zap inside your body and that’s saying ‘No, no. Don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat the fake burger, the fake meat, from Bill Gates. They probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time or consistent. I mean, what else do these people want to know?”

-- Marjorie Taylor Greene, May 29, 2022

In late 2022, Greene continues to make us all aware of her ignorance of biology and basic truths. A lot of MAGA types will say anything to affirm an anti-mask / anti-vax position on COVID safety measures. Masks prevent the transfer of saliva droplets between people when they breathe and speak. Greene seems to think the virus travels alone through the fibers just as fart gasses do. No. Farts are gas molecules; COVID is a virus which rides saliva droplets!

"So many people still wearing masks. I just want to ask you. If a pair of underwear, really thick ones, high quality cotton, can’t protect you from a fart, then how will a mask protect you from covid??"

-- Marjorie Taylor Greene, November 29, 2022

During two separate congressional hearings, Marjorie Taylor Greene launched into rants about Hunter Biden and displayed poster-sized sexually explicit images of Biden. Those happened on July 19, 2023 and January 10, 2024. If not after the first event, then certainly after the second one, there was cause to wonder if MTG was secretly some sort of horny MILF with a Hunter Biden obsession.

Things became a bit more clear, that MTG's osession wasn't necessarily so much about Hunter Biden, but more generally about male genitalia. There was a Freudian slip during a meeting in late January, 2024, as she was discussing the basis for impeaching Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

"This historical evidence is overwhelming that the Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of ‘in-dick-table’ crimes and the abuse of power."

-- Marjorie Taylor Greene, January 30, 2024

Pay attention here, as the far right loves to quote the so-called Founding Fathers and Constitution of 1789. They rarely focus on America's Second Founding through the Civil War and Reconstruction Amendments (13th, 14th, 15th, and 19th). Of course, the neo-confederate far right hates to recognize their defeat in the Civi War. Not only that; they hate the post World War II progressive order.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Timeline of Gaffes

These gaffes have contributed to Greene's reputation as one of the most controversial figures in modern American politics.




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